Dog's Life- by Roscoe

Boy, it sure does seem like its getting busy around here all of the sudden. Lornie has actually been able to play with her horses, which is fine with be becuse that means there is fresh manure in places I can get to without getting yelled at. I don't know what the big deal is, the big dumb beasts don't care that I'm running around at their feet. I don't even think they can see me. Of course there was that one grey one that seemed to be chasing me the other day... Craig (I would call him daddy, but he would probably get angry and then want to know why I was playing on his computer)Has be spending a lot of time working at the maintenance shop. He keeps crawling under tractors and other stuff and making them leak. He usually has a big dish under where they are leaking. I don't know why he would want to put that gunk in a dish, it tastes horrible. He geeps getting up and going to his other shed where he keeps the yummy oily stuff that tastes like french fries. I like that stuff. I don't understand what he does in there. the stuff is perfectly delicious and then he mixes it with the other smelly stuff; he puts water in and takes it out over and over again (I don't like the taste of it) and then he pours it in his pickup! What a waste of good, yummy oily stuff. Anyways, I try to help him as best as I can. I clean up after he spills the yummy oil, I bring him pine cones to throw for me, because that is what he REALLY wants to do, and I keep close watch when he makes the tractors leak the yucky stuff (see my ear, I got too close I guess.)
The snow is going away fast. I guess its ok though, it gets stuck all over me and slows me down. Plus now there are lots of birds to chase. I don't like the birds, they don't play fair. When I am just about to catch them, the go up in trees and yell mean things at me. Dumb birds. I hope the kids come back soon, I like all the stuff they leave on the dining deck for me plus that's when the nice ladies that work in the big kitchen will be back and they think I'm sooo cute.